High Five

HIGHFIVE…what a bunch of no talent ass-clowns. Formed in 2006, these guys should have called it quits then. Instead they continue to drink themselves into a drunken stupor at every show. One can’t help but wonder how they even manage to play their instruments. With a line up that looks very similar to people passing through a revolving door, it’s hard to tell who is even in the band. It is rumored they don’t even have a bass player. They just have 3 guitar players. Who ever is the more drunk of the three by the time they take stage is the designated bass player for the night. Between; muscle milk, beer and no talent…these guys can’t decide if they should hit the gym, bar, stage or just get hit by oncoming traffic.